Posted on: Tuesday January 25 2011 by June
How do I get Frank to clean up his space? I clearly have no power as June, so I have to channel people with more credibility.
1. Martha Stewart: Love, may I suggest a bit of, um, reorganization? A little order can do wonders for your space.
2. Stephen Hawking: My observations show an overabundance of polyethylene in the form of creatures logically believed to exist only in a parallel universe, yet clearly occupying space in this one. I strongly suggest disposing of these elements as they may rip the fabric of space-time or carry strange quarks which, I assume you are aware, can irrevocably change all matter.
3. Pope Benedict XVI: And the Lord summoned me to the summit of Mount Sinai and said: Let this man's quarters be free of Giants and Lizardmen, of scheming Rats and cannibalistic Ogres, and of all creatures I had not a hand in making, and your space will be spared the wrath of God.
4.
Maritess: Putang ina maglinis ka nga! [Tagalog; translates to "Clean up, motherf--ker!]
5. Jessica Simpson: Oh my gosh, you have like, so much stuff! Could you maybe clean up or something?
Sadly, none have worked. Any suggestions?
